Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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