East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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