I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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