But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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