I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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