Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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