i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
we're so committed to being not committed
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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