...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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