Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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