You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Two words: nipple clamps
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