Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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