Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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