New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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