He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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