it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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