We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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