I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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