Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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