I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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