My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize