just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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