OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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