He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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