Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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