is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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