I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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