If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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