is your mom at the bar?
Yo dont text me then not text me
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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