it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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