I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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