and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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