I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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