You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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