I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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