Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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