I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Couch. On fire.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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