can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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