I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
last night I used snow as a chaser
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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