I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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