So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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