im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
where am i from again
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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