you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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