I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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