This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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