mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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