scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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