I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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