were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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