Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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