hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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